My hubby certainly did not help me with washing the diapers, and did not forget to check the diapers before putting them in the washer to make sure there weren't any 'paper towel wipes' in them. And we most definately didn't have little bits of paper towel all over the inside of the washer and all over the diapers when I took them out to dry them! And I did not proceed to shake out all the diapers and cause the floor to look like it had snowed inside!
I most definately have not done a good job at training my children to recycle, because I did not throw some paper into the wrong recycle bin and my oldest son did not come to me and say "Mom, you can't put paper with the plastic!"
Nope, none of this happened at my house this week!