Well, just a few minutes ago Michael Jr. ran down the hallway to use the bathroom. About a minute later he came out without his underwear and pants (pretty common). I told him to go get his underwear and pants and put them on. He said to me "I don't have any underwear" and I marched him back to the bathroom to discover only his pants on the floor. I asked him "where is your underwear?" and he replied by lifting up the toilet seat and pointing. Well, he got a spanking for that one. And he had to call his dad to report what he did. Fortunately, I was able to flush the toilet, so the underwear must have cleared the pipes, but we'll find out later if it gets clogged!
6 hours ago